Things I've Done Today That I've Never Done Before in The Gambia

1. Sang karaoke (to a bunch of Brits and Irish, no less).
2. Sang the American National Anthem in The Gambia.
3. Watched Planet Earth on the wall of an Italian restaurant while eating dinner.
4. Ate spinach!
5. Attended JulBrew Night at a pub.
6. Fit 10 people in an SUV meant for 5.
7. Argued with The Gambian traffic police.
8. Ate pizza while arguing with The Gambian traffic police.
9. Used a bathroom that had all the above: toilet paper, hand soap dispenser, towels, toilet seat with penguin pictures on it.
10. Violated The Gambian noise ordinance: no loud music after midnight.