1. It's legal to drive with 25 people in the back of your pickup, but it's illegal to not wear your seatbelt.
2. Don't ask what kind of meat you're eating...if you want to know, you're better off not eating it.
3. Obama is almost a god and he wants to unite the world.
4. If you need to take your goat to market just tie it to the top of a taxi.
5. Never come to anything on time...or just don't show up at all.
6. It is perfectly acceptable to pull out onto the road five feet in front of an eighteen-wheeler going 70 mph.
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you do # 6 at home.
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